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My Smart Friend, The Trash Picker
The following is from a text between John, Dan, and Jeff: Dan: This is always a judgement free zone, right fellas?? ..... Sooo....I'm...
JT
Oct 25, 20222 min read
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Ranking the Juiciest Beards of All-Time
I've always been a little jealous of guys that can grow a good beard. My inherent lack of manliness does not allow me grow a decent...
JT
May 6, 20222 min read
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Monkey Driver
Dan: YouTube has done it again. This guy must get all the chicks! When he hangs his left arm on the roof...that's a badass move. No...
JT
Apr 2, 20222 min read
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Bragging about Guy Stuff
Jeff: Guys, I did real guy stuff tonight. John: Did you mean to say "guy stuff" or "gay stuff"?? Because I'm thinking you probably meant...
JT
Apr 2, 20221 min read
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Getting older makes you tired
John: Are you guys alllwaaaays tired, or is that just me because I'm so out of shape? Dan: Yup...I am aaaaaaalllllllways tired....always....
JT
Apr 2, 20221 min read
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Kids say Dumb Stuff
(My 6-year old daughter, in the back of the car giggling to herself...) Me: Honey, what are you doing? Daughter: nothing Me: then why are...
JT
Apr 2, 20222 min read
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Jeff vs. Bathroom
If I had to guess when the following story took place, I would say it was sometime around 1999-2000. These were just about the best years...
JT
Apr 2, 20222 min read
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Who the Celtics Should Really Trade...
We are a week away from the NBA trade deadline, and the Celtics and Brad Stevens seem primed to make a move or two. Whether it's to...
JT
Feb 3, 20222 min read
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An Ode to Orange Hi-C at McDonald's
I went to McDonald's today for the first time in months and I almost cried with tears of joy. The Hi-C orange drink is back!?!?!?! I...
JT
Sep 15, 20212 min read
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The Greatest Company Name of All Time...
The company that makes the dividers between the stalls in the bathroom at my office is called Hiny Hiders. Quite possibly the single...
JT
Aug 20, 20212 min read
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Why Have the Celtics Been so Disappointing This Season? I Know Who is to Blame...
Like many Celtics fans, I find myself getting more and more frustrated with this year’s version of the team. I’ve never seen anything...
JT
May 11, 20213 min read
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I Guess Santa Is Kind of a Dick?
I was watching the old Rudolph claymation Christmas special the other day, and it dawned on me. Santa was sort of a jerk. And while we're...
JT
Dec 27, 20202 min read
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An Ode to Hearing Tests at School...
It was one of my favorite school days of the year - the eye and ear test. Sure, we had assembly's and field day...those were fine and...
JT
Oct 15, 20202 min read
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Mr. Owl From the Tootsie Roll Pop Commercial Was a Real Prick
Imagine asking someone for a little help with something, and they kindly agree to help you out. But rather than helping you, they just...
JT
Sep 28, 20202 min read
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Amazon's The Boys has a Problem...
Great television shows do not happen very often. Just about once every year, maaaaybe every two years, a new show comes out that leaves...
JT
Sep 8, 20202 min read
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Craigslist Is An Awesome(ly Creepy) Place: Volume 4
It's time to take a break from the creepy pervs out there to take a peek into the minds of people that just feel the need to rant about...
JT
Aug 14, 20202 min read
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An Ode to Underoos
It isn't often that you put clothes on and they make you feel like you have magical powers. Not once in my entire adult life have I ever...
JT
Aug 5, 20202 min read
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An Ode to Hanson
Talk about getting the bummiest bum rap of all time. In 1997, Hanson came out with the song of the year - something so catchy, so...
JT
Aug 3, 20202 min read
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An Ode to Hypercolor Shirts
If you were alive in the early 90's and didn't own a Hypercolor t-shirt, you were basically a nobody. And I was a nobody. I never owned...
JT
Jul 28, 20202 min read
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